Decoy: *bites kitten for trying to play with him*
Me: Heeeey, we don’t bite. If you wanna smack him, I don’t care. Go ahead, smack him around a little bit. He’s f*cking with you–
Decoy: *growls* *BAP*
Me: yeahhhhh!!! see? don’t bite. Smack.
I swear to god, Decoy rolled onto his back at my praise. I pet his belly and told him how good he was. He looked so pleased lmao. Cats are a trip, man.
BTW, Decoy’s smacks are harmless. Which makes them HILARIOUS. Binx and Decoy both used to bap the dog I used to have on the nose. They weren’t even hissing or growling, simply givin’ em a good smack.